MALE OR FEMALE?
THEYRE THE SORT OF QUESTIONS I GET ASKED BY FELLOW ALLOTMENTERS.
I HAVE BEEN GIVEN NUMEROUS PLUG PLANTS SINCE STARTING MY PLOT. PEOPLE HAVE BEEN SO GENEROUS AND HELPFUL .
MY KNOWLEDGE IN FRUIT AND VEG - EXCEPT HOW TO COOK THEM -IS VERY LIMITED.
I GET A SEED ,I PLANT IT. I NOW KNOW ITS BETTER TO START IT OFF IN A SEED TRAY SOMEWHERE WARM.
I GET A PLANT, I PLANT IT-MAKES SENSE,RIGHT? OF COURSE,THE BETTER THE SOIL OR COMPOST-THE BETTER CHANCE IT HAS OF GROWING IN A STRONG AND HEALTHY PLANT.
WALKING PAST A STRANGERS PLOT ONE DAY WITH AN ARMFUL OF CUCUMBER PLANTS, I STOPPED FOR A CHAT. I FELT LIKE A PROPER HOTICULTURIST - ALL PROUD AND LOOKING LIKE I KNEW WHAT I WAS DOING UNTIL I WAS ASKKED THE QUESTION....
MALE OR FEMALE?
WHAT?? MALE OR FEMALE?? REALLY?? O MY GOD - I FELT A PLONKER.
I DONT KNOW,I SAID. THEYRE CUCUMBERS! OH GROUND OPEN UP AND SWALLOW ME.
HE TRIED TO EXPLAIN BUT I WANTED TO RUN AWAY. HAHA.STILL CANT RECALL WHAT HE SAID-SOMETHING ABOUT RUBBING THINGS OR BRUSHING-HEY,I NEVER SAID WAS ALAN TITCHMARSH.
ANYWAY,I WENT TO MY GREENHOUSE AND PLANTED THEM AND THEY GREW AND GREW INTO-WAIT FOR IT- GHERKINS!!
haha made me laugh!
ReplyDeletei can only get better eh rob? fingers crossed. happy new year.x
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